Chipotle4lyfe

Sarah-------------------------College Freshman in Florida
I love music, pokemon, chipotle, playing my video games. What else can a girl ask for? Oh yea, concert tickets...

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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(via gnarly)

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

(via doll-faced-girl)

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(via errlgrrl)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

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sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via dutchster)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via its-awesome-turtle-time)

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: slimydad, via leslieroomel)

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