when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
white boys sexting like
I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
this year i was
next year i hope to be
- hella trash
- possibly a trash king ?