IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
me when signing an autograph
past time: eating
motto: to eat or not to eat
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
|mom:||mama? ma? mommy?|
|baby:||m..mY ANACONDA DONT|
i wanna ride like 90% of you
aww :) thats so sweet
yeah, i know right? good thing you’re in that 10% tho.
remember when paris hilton didn’t want to go to work so she hired an impersonator to go to work for her
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head